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Jesse Eisenberg keeps testing AI to make sure it's still bad at writing

SummaryOn Variety's Awards Circuit podcast, the writer-director of A24's The Debut said he prompts AI to write scenes as a check. So far, he says, it's still bad. He is less sure how long that lasts.

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MODEL three-panel cartoon on a cream background. Headline: Checking if the stove is off, but for AI. Subhead: A screenwriter's nightly safety inspection. Panel 1, 11:58 p.m.: a dark terminal reading > write a scene like this, followed by a weak AI scene (INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT, The feelings were very sad and also happy, THE END of scene); a worried curly-haired cartoon writer asks Is it good yet? Caption: nervous typing. Panel 2, 12:01 a.m.: a green box reading INSPECTION RESULT: STILL BAD; the writer smiles and says Thank God. Caption: goes to bed. Panel 3, 12:04 a.m.: the writer sits up in bed, squinting, with a speech bubble: ...but what if it got good in the last 3 minutes? Caption: sits up. checks again. Footer quote: Jesse Eisenberg on Variety's podcast: I'm just testing it to make sure it's bad, and it's still bad. So I'm relieved, but, like, how far away is it from being good? Watermark MODEL · readmodelmag.com.
Generic cartoon writer, not a likeness. The AI scene shown is a joke written by MODEL, not real AI output. Illustration by MODEL; no real faces or logos. Illustration by MODEL. Original. Image source.

What he said. Asked on Variety's Awards Circuit podcast (published Nov. 6) whether he is nervous about AI and the film industry, Jesse Eisenberg said he has "a paranoid answer." "I sometimes experiment with AI to see whether it's good at writing. And it's still not. I'm paranoid, so I check and it still isn't. Thank God," he said. "I say, 'Write a scene like this.' I'm just testing it to make sure it's bad, and it's still bad. So I'm relieved, but, like, how far away is it from being good?" (Variety (opens in a new tab))

The part that worries him. He described a future where a kid puts on goggles, uploads a few photos and asks for a personal movie in which they rob a bank and kiss their crush, then presses play. His comfort: people still want to watch stories in the same room, as with the Greek plays he performs. His worry: "whether we'll still be able to make a living from it. I'm not 100% sure about that." Julianne Moore, his co-star in the A24 musical comedy The Debut, was more hopeful, saying new creative voices keep appearing.

Why builders should care. It is, basically, a homemade AI eval: a domain expert re-running the same prompt over and over and judging the output himself. That is also how you should check AI writing tools. Use your own prompts on your own kind of work, and re-test when models update, instead of trusting a leaderboard.

Caveats. Eisenberg did not say which AI tools he uses or how often he tests them. This is one person's informal check, not a benchmark. Not tested by MODEL.

Disclosure: Not sponsored. No affiliate links. Not tested by MODEL.

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Sources

  1. Jesse Eisenberg and Julianne Moore on 'The Debut,' Testing AI to 'Make Sure It's Bad' and Hoping 'Now You See Me 4' Gets Made

    Variety

  2. Jesse Eisenberg "experiments" with AI to make sure it's still bad at writing

    The A.V. Club

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